Seacrets up for SALE.... say it ain't so...
No just kidding... Seacrets is not up for sale.... it was just one of those wonderful rumors that get started.... maybe on some blog somewhere. Oh what a delicious rumor that Marriott International Inc was going to buy out the 16 year old establishment.
But no.. it just ain't so.
But then... who would really believe Mr. Moore would sell Seacrets
in Ocean City Maryland. First off... with a near
million percent profit on red and white slushie smoothies of
mysterious chemicals, and some penny per gallon rum... selling out
the door faster than Thrasher's Fries on a Saturday night. He
could wrap the island Ocean City resides on with enough rip rap
to last a thousand year's hurricanes.
And now... with $10 bucks
a head for the night club... and at least $5 bucks head to set foot
on his property... all cash... well, would you sell.
Sell Seacrets... heck no... It is certain a boy from Chicago knows, one thing better than gold, is land... and the next best thing is... cash.
