Bulldozer Betty aka Ms. Howard... wants to name a horse a duck....

 Thursday, October 28, 2004

You can't name a horse a duck.... well you can, but we are sure if a person "steps in it" they will know which end of which animal... it came from.

In an ever increasing attempt to change the face of Ocean City Highway to a more relaxed state of mind, proposals by Nancy Howard Councilwoman to change the name of Ocean Highway fell on deaf ears this week.

There are only two months out of the year where the main avenue of transportation along the coast doesn't behave and act as highway,  July and August.    And even August is truncated by the early exit of summer workers and tourists.

Ocean Highway can use improvements, that is for sure.   Continued public awareness, better enforcement by the police of the bus bike lane, and "some" methods of improved pedestrian / bicycle right of ways.     

Enforcement by police for safer pedestrian / bicycle movement in
 the bike bus right of way lane.

We can guarantee that ever citizen in Ocean City can attest to the abuse of vehicles using the bike bus lane to circumvent traffic delays.   Vehicles rushing down the prohibited bike bus lane well over five streets to make a right hand turn, or zip back into the legal lane should be a clear violation, which it probably is but never enforced.   A pedestrian attempting to cross the road will look for an oncoming vehicle, and make a judgment for a safe passage.   If a vehicle "drops into" the bus bike lane, and is not making an immediate turn, the vehicle is NOT slowing down, but either speeding up, or maintaining a constant rate.   This leads to a timing error in the decision to cross by the pedestrian, because they were expecting the oncoming vehicle to slow down.  Even a person  standing at an over crowded bus stop can inadvertently step into the bike bus lane by mistake compounding the situation along the road.
We have personally witnessed, on a fall afternoon, coming home from work driving along Ocean Highway, a school bus pass us at near 50 mph, in the bus lane, and zip in and out of the vehicle right of way lane.  Bus lane traffic is limited to 35 mph.   Thus the school bus driver was making time and staying legal by this back and forth maneuver where the vehicle lane is 40 mph.   The school bus was NOT stopping and dropping off children during this action, and it did have children in the bus destined for north OC.  We watched and followed to confirm.     Monkey see,  monkey do....   
Solution:   We suggest a public awareness campaign with enforcement.  Junior police officers could assist with signs and communication devices with regular full time Officers .   The junior police officer could point to the oncoming offending vehicle and hold up the sign "GET OUT of the LANE, OR GET BUSTED."   Communicating to the regular squad Officer five streets away something like, "Rodger dodger Copper, we got Bus Bike Lane Monkey in Burgundy Mini Van busting down your way."   And then arrest the offender.  The public WILL get the idea.
Solution:    Another inexpensive public awareness option is to paint on the curbs
of the road, spiffy comments....

"STEP BACK JACK - or GET FLAT... or DEAD".
    "STEP INTO THE ROADWAY is the DEAD WAY....
"
How inexpensive could that be, to just paint the curbs at the bus stops or  known dangerous and highly trafficked areas.   Of course, if we let the town council dwiddle they will find have to get a study that will cost us a few hundred thousand dollars and farm out the painting to somebody that lives in Annapolis or Baltimore.
 
Solution:   Specific pedestrian and bicycle right of ways on the ocean side of the road.   This would include a renovation of back street alleys, which should be done anyway,  because many of these alleys are not only disgusting ugly, they are a health hazard with many leaking dumpsters and trash spilling into the streets.   Marking of the right of way and public awareness would be included.   This would get people off the "highway" completely.   Our group often "mountain" bikes from North Ocean City down to the Inlet and back.   It is great fun... although sometimes stinky and disgusting in the downtown alleys, it is easily done and off the highway.
Solution:  Build pedestrian walkways over the road at Route 90, the public parking area mid town, and other extremely dangerous or extremely high traffic areas, unfortunately this "ain't cheap" so we saved it for last....  and of course... monorails   :-)).

We hope the Town Council can come up with some ideas, we elected them to do so, and not farm it out to a study and waist the taxpayers another few hundred thousand dollars.  Because right now... the only thing we have heard from the Town Council is to change the name of the highway to Lilly Lane, and put flower pots on the telephone poles.

You can't call a horse a duck...... and you'll know it for sure when you step in it.

 


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